how often should my kitten poop?

The answer is within a couple of hours from eating, so everyone knows.  It's cat poop awareness month, and month devoted to the awareness and understanding of cat poop and cat poop accessories.  In case anyone is wondering yes, I did just make this up and if you didn't realize this, I feel bad for you.

I invented a new game and it's called the I win game.  It's easy, next time you are bored or are feeling down about yourself simply think of something you can easily do before or better then anyone else.  It may be good to start simple and then work your way up to more difficult tasks.  For example, the game I'm playing right now is seeing who can be first to put a post on the modern gentleman blogspot.  Obviously, as I am the only one who can play this game and the only one who knows that it is being played, I will surely win and just because no one else is playing doesn't mean I don't win.

Think about it like this, if you play tennis and the other person doesn't show up to the tennis match it doesn't mean nothing happens, it means you win.  However, ignore the fact that with this logic it's like they didn't even get called and told that they had to show up to a tennis match.

Anyway, as you win more and more you may want to start pushing the envelope of what you're competing for.  Later, I may play a game while walking to the doors to leave the building I'm in now saying that the next person to open the doors wins.  I may say the game starts when I'm 100 feet from the door or 3 feet in front of it, it just depends on how risky I feel like being.

If you do this enough and win enough things you may, like I said before, try winning more and more challenging things.  Even if you end up losing one of the more challenging things you have still won so may different challenges today what does it matter, or hell, you can even make up a reason why they cheated such as people who compete can't wear watches or brown haired people are disqualified.

Anyway winning feels great, and getting minor victories all day feels pretty great too.  I mean, think of all the things that you can win and do so well at that it doesn't even seem like the other people are competing.

Keep it kitten poop fresh